WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS
DUDE THATS A BABY KAIJU
DM: It [the smoke] enters your nostrils.
The Rogue: Wait, what? The mop!?
14:40 - 15:30
Thanks for the request! Also a shoutout to big6y for helping us out!
Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation
Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED
"This is my therapy dragon, she’s for my panic attacks. I attack, everyone panics."